Which Pissant Noble am I Talking To?

Normally, there are many layers of functionaries and factotums that prevent the aristocracy from getting within spitting distance of people as disreputable as adventurers. But, whether through dumb luck or deliberate shenanigans, the PCs may find themselves face to face with one or members of high society.

To generate an upper-class twit, roll 4d20.

D20 Roll

Female Male Noble House Rich Person Nonsense They Won’t Shut Up About

1

Alianor Auberic Asmodi Making miniature furniture for dioramas

2

Basilissa Bort Balagaga Falconry

3

Bruticia Bromulus Blumslow Experimenting with electricity

4

Citrinita Calastor Charivari Cocaine

5

Delephine Drystan Dunclop Erotic etchings

6

Dratlana Eephus Ermengard The latest canto of the epic poem they’re writing

7

Erzegund Fleurian Fitzwark Competitive orchid cultivation

8

Frangelique Gormsley Guisarme Their extensive wine-cellar

9

Gorgonetta Hinkard Hurdivant International finance

10

Hildegrine Indrid Kakarov Clockwork automata

11

Irlanis Jedward Le Bont The artist they’re patronizing

12

Javelinda Jobias Mackelay Their feud with another noble family

13

Lazuli Maldivio Nethersby Their feud with their own family

14

Lynira Niflas Ombrego Betting on bumfights

15

Marbeline Oxton Pleurgeron Why peasants deserve to be treated better

16

Nephilia Phinster Quence Why peasants are treated exactly as they deserve

17

Ornella Scarlon Slayle The ongoing renovations of their manor

18

Sibylis Theobald Tant The health benefits of their ridiculous diet

19

Tartine Vespio Utherelm Creating historical tableau with taxidermied animals 

20

Zinerva Weymund Vargulli A new, absurdly complex beauty regimen

 

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